Haven Espionage

1. Nuke the city. When everything is flat, we can always build something new on top of it. Take Hiroshima for example.

2. Don’t buy Honda, Hyundai or even Mercedes. Buy a Tank, an old Soviet’s T34 won’t cost you too much. With some luck, you can acquire it for ..say…$15000 from rural Ukrainian junkyards. If you cruise the street with a tank, nothing will bother you.

3. Buy a Helicopter like Robinson’s R22 or R44. If you can afford it.

4. Run naked. If you’re running at the street in your birthday suit, nobody will harm or even try to stop you.

5. If you happen to be one of those pathetic daily traffic jam junkies, its good to have a driver to help save your life. Just pay him with good doze of money. If someday he quits the job, you can always find a new one. That’s the beauty of living in a country with 200million heads.

6. Packed up and abandon the city.

7. Nurture your spirituality, get close to God. If thing gets bad in the street, remember, heaven is at your side.

…that’s all I can think of…. really…

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