Archive for September, 2006

How to solve traffic jam problem in Jakarta

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

1. Nuke the city. When everything is flat, we can always build something new on top of it. Take Hiroshima for example.

2. Don’t buy Honda, Hyundai or even Mercedes. Buy a Tank, an old Soviet’s T34 won’t cost you too much. With some luck, you can acquire it for ..say…$15000 from rural Ukrainian junkyards. If you cruise the street with a tank, nothing will bother you.

3. Buy a Helicopter like Robinson’s R22 or R44. If you can afford it.

4. Run naked. If you’re running at the street in your birthday suit, nobody will harm or even try to stop you.

5. If you happen to be one of those pathetic daily traffic jam junkies, its good to have a driver to help save your life. Just pay him with good doze of money. If someday he quits the job, you can always find a new one. That’s the beauty of living in a country with 200million heads.

6. Packed up and abandon the city.

7. Nurture your spirituality, get close to God. If thing gets bad in the street, remember, heaven is at your side.

…that’s all I can think of…. really…

Should we become anti-US?

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

I’ve had a mixed reaction to President Hugo Chavez anti-US speech @ The UN Meeting the other day.

I know that most people, including myself, love and feeling the extravagant of The American Culture. But while we enjoy Hollywood, Starbucks and perhaps Ford, I can’t help but become increasingly furious and frustrated about the way US government behave and act in this International water. There is just too much greed and lust of supremacy within the highest authority in the US. We’re all now know that there is no weapon of mass destrcution in Iraq, we know that Economic Hitman is real and not some genius science fiction.. and we all know that if we turn ourselves into highly vocal, frontal and resilient warrior against the US Empire, we will be accused as terrorist and end up in CIA assassination list. And the most disturbing thing I see in world today is that how many innocent life being sacrificed in the front line of this illegal war or so called war against terror? 3000 in World Trade Centre, need more? 15,000 in Iraq alone, still not enough? Millions being abused, mistreated and starved to death, or shall we just playing blind game? Is this the way things should be in our world?

If The World need a superpower, what is it really for?

Food Frenzy: Doug Nuts!!

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Lining up for food is ok, but only when u’re in Somalia.

Hundreds are lining up for the taste of Krispy Kremes, and one idiot even stay overnight prior the opening of KK just to get a free dougnuts supply for a year…yes..FREE DOUGHNUTS FOR A YEAR…. I think this is just Nucking Futs! Im being honest here and I dont envy that supposedly lucky guy. I taste KK by myself, thanks for their sensational give away promo. Its too sweet for me…outrageously sweet… feels like the doughnut’s glaze knock all my teeths off even before I ate them.

I’d prefer J.CO…but that doesn’t mean I will ever want to join massive crowds, wasting my time, energy and boredom just for some doughnuts. It is simply not worth it and There are certainly better things worth to fight for in this life.

I enjoy food but I dont enjoy torturing myself in a long line.

Gunned Down Red Devil - Man Utd fans lamentation

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Man Utd 0 VS Arsenal 1

“Mediocrity is a sin” - Alfa Romeo 159 print ad

..and so does Mediocrity for Red Devil…is a dead-penalty sin.

Man Utd is a big club, but today they’re not a winning club. They’re “a fighting club” only to play football driven by experimentation, speculation, and frustration of missing identity.

I am still Man Utd fans. But at the moment, I (still) can’t really see where we going. There is still dark cloud in Old Trafford skies.

I know that Its still too early to shut them off. But I am trully shaken and scared with likes of Chelsea, Barcelona, Milan, Liverpool, Ports,outh, Aston Villa, and even Reading!

*sigh* ….Keep fighting lads!